متن دیالوگ های قسمت هشتم فصل اول سریال فرندز یا دوستان به انگلیسی Freinds به همراه ترجمه فارسی به منظور تسهیل یادگیری لغات، اصطلاحات کاربردی و نکات گرامری موجود در این قسمت از این سریال محبوب در این مقاله از سایت تقدیم نگاه شما کاربران گرامی خواهد شد.

The One Where Nana Dies Twice

Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. Ross: Oh! Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I

loved? Her Sweet ‘n’ Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.

Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.

Nurse: Mrs. Geller?

Ross: She looks so small.

Monica: I know.

Ross: Well, at least she’s with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now.

Monica: G’bye,Nana.

Ross: Bye, Nana.

Monica: Ross!

Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!

Ross: Y’know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she’s not, quite..

Mrs. Geller: What?

Ross: She’s not- past, she’s present, she’s back.

Aunt Lillian:  What’s going on?

Mr. Geller: She may have died.

Aunt Lillian: She may have died?

Mr. Geller: We’re looking into it.

Ross: I,uh,I’llgosee.

Nurse: This almost never happens!

Ross: Now she’s passed.

Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?

Rachel:  Yes, Chandler, that’s exactly what it is. It’s your hair.

Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

Rachel: So, um, did she…

Ross: Twice.

Joey: Twice?

Phoebe: Oh, that sucks!

Joey: You guys okay?

Ross: I dunno, it’s weird. I mean, I know she’s gone, but I just don’t feel, uh…

Phoebe: Maybe that’s ’cause she’s not really gone.

Ross: Nono, she’s gone.

Monica: We checked. A lot.

Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she’s like right here, y’know?  Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y’know? I miss her.

Rachel: Aw.Hey,Pheebs,wantthis?

Phoebe: Thanks!

Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.

Joey: Now, see, I don’t believe any of that. I think once you’re dead, you’re dead! You’re gone! You’re worm food!  So Chandler looks gay, huh?

Phoebe: Y’know, I dunno who this is, but it’s not Debbie.

Ross: I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.

Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn’t mean she can’t look nice!

Mrs. Geller: Sweetie, you think you can get in there?

Ross:  I don’t see why not.

Ross: Here’s my retainer!

Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes-

Monica: Dad!

Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.

Monica: You what?

Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.

Monica: Define fun.

Mr. Geller: C’mon, you’ll make a day of it! You’ll rent a boat, pack a lunch…

Monica: …And then we throw your body in the water… Gee, that does sound fun.

Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says ‘Jack Geller, so predictable’. Maybe after I’m gone, they’ll say ‘Buried at sea! Huh!’.

Monica: That’s probably what they’ll say.

Mr. Geller: I’d like that.

Chandler: Hey, gorgeous.

Shelley:  Hey. Look, I’m sorry about yesterday, I, um-

Chandler: No, nono, don’t- don’t worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.

Shelley: Oh! Okay! Phew!

Chandler: So, uh… what do you think it is about me?

Shelley: I dunno, uh… you just have a-a…

Chandler: …Quality, right, great.

Shelley: Y’know, it’s a shame, because you and Lowell would’ve made a great couple.

Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services’ Lowell, that’s who you saw me with?

Shelley: What? He’s cute!

Chandler: Well, yeah… ‘s’no Brian in Payroll.

Shelley: Is Brian…?

Chandler: No! Uh, I d’know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I’d like to think you’d set me up with someone like him.

Shelley: Well, I think Brian’s a little out of your league.

Chandler: Excuse me? You don’t think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. I’m really not.

Ross:  This one?

Aunt Lillian: No.

Ross: I have shown you everything we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy.

Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would’ve told us it’s the wrong one.

Mrs. Geller: You’re right. We’ll go with the burgundy.

Ross: Oh!Afinechoice.I’mcomingout.

Aunt Lillian: Wait! We need shoes!

Ross: Okay.Um,howaboutthese?

Mrs. Geller: That’s really a day shoe.

Ross: And where she’s going everyone else’ll be dressier?

Aunt Lillian: Could we see something in a slimmer heel?

Ross:  Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.

Aunt Lillian: No, it really should be burgundy.

Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?

Ross: No! Nonono, wait a sec. I may have something in the back.

, pulls it down and opens it. It is full of Sweet ‘n’ Lo’s.)

Ross: Oh my God..

Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?

Ross: Yeah, just. just Nana stuff.

Commercial Break

Ross:  How we doing, you guys ready?

Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?

Ross: Some days it’s all I can think about.

Phoebe:  Hi, sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find my bearings.

Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings?

Phoebe: What’d I say?

Rachel:  Hm-m.

Monica: Are these the shoes?

Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.

Ross: What, we-uh- we don’t have shoes here, or…?

Joey:  Morning. We ready to go?

Chandler: Well, don’t we look nice all dressed up?…It’s stuff like that, isn’t it?

Monica: It was a really beautiful service.

Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c’mere, sweetheart.  Y’know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.

Joey: What?

Chandler: Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.

Joey: Check it out, Giants-Cowboys.

Chandler: You’re watching a football game at a funeral?

Joey: No, it’s the pre-game. I’m gonna watch it at the reception.

Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.

Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!

Ross: Oh, I hope they’re not ruined.

Phoebe: God, what a great day…. What? Weather-wise!

Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees… even though Nana’s gone there’s, there’s something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff-

All: God! Ross!

Ross: I’m fine. Just-just… having my worst fear realised…

Phoebe: Okay, don’t worry, I’m just checking to see if the muscle’s in spasm. huh.

Ross: What, what is it?

Phoebe: You missed a belt loop.

Ross: Oh! No-n-

Phoebe: Okay, it’s in spasm.

Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident.

Chandler: Oh, no-

Andrea: Sorry- Hi, I’m Dorothy’s daughter.

Chandler: Hi, I’m Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

Phoebe: Hey, look who’s up! How do you feel?

Ross: I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great.

Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh?

Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo!… I

love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister , I love Pheebs.

Phoebe: Ooh! That’s so nice…

Ross:… Chandler!

Chandler: Hey.

Ross:  And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn’t matter to me.

Andrea:  Youwereright.

Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel.  I love you the most.

Rachel:  Oh, well you know who I love the most?

Ross: No.

Rachel: You!

Ross: Oh..youdon’tgetit!

Mr. Geller: Whaddya got there?

Joey:  Just a, uh.         hearing disability.

Mr. Geller: What’s the score?

Joey: Seventeen-fourteen Giants… three minutes to go in

the third.

Mr. Geller: Beautiful!

Rachel:  Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?

Mrs. Geller:  Your grandmother would have hated this.

Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.

Mrs. Geller: No, I’d be hearing about ‘Why didn’t I get the honey-glazed ham?’, I didn’t spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she’d be saying ‘Why are you wasting your money? I don’t need flowers, I’m dead’.

Monica: That sounds like Nana.

Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it’s like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?

Monica    I can imagine.

Mrs. Geller: I’m telling you, it’s a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.

Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If

you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?

Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?

Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair… for example.

Mrs. Geller: I’m not sure I know what you’re getting at.

Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you’d just told her the truth?

Mrs. Geller: …No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it’s nicer when people just get along.

Monica: Huh.

Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?

Monica: Oh, I think so.

Mrs. Geller:  Those earrings look really lovely on you.

Monica: Thank you. They’re yours.

Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana’s.

Mr. Geller: Now I’m depressed! … Even more than I was.

Rachel: Hey, who’s this little naked guy?

Ross: That little naked guy would be me.

Rachel: Aww, look at the little thing.

Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?

Chandler: Who are those people?

Ross: Got me.

Monica: Oh, that’s Nana, right there in the middle.  ‘Me and the gang at Java Joe’s’.

Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?

Monica: Let’s see, 1939… yeah, 24, 25?

Ross: Lookslikeafungang.

Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!

Ross:  Nono, that would be me again. I’m, uh, just trying something.

Closing Credits

Chandler: Hey, Lowell.

Lowell: Hey, Chandler.

Chandler: So how’s it going there in Financial Services?

Lowell: It’s like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How ’bout you?

Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh… I’m not.

Lowell: I know. That’s what I told her. Chandler: Really.

Lowell: Yeah.

Chandler: So- you can tell?

Lowell: Pretty much, most of the time. We have a kind of… radar.

Chandler: So you don’t think I have a, a quality?

Lowell: Speaking for my people, I’d have to say no. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll, he is.

Chandler: He is?

Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league.

Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian.  If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.  Hey, Brian.

End

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