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The One With the Breast Milk

MONICA:  Ok, these were unbelievably expensive,andIknowhe’sgonnagrowoutoftheminlike,20minutes,butIcouldn’tresist.

PHOEBE: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it.  Oh my god, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?

SUSAN: Oh, is he hungry already?

CAROL: I guess so.

CHANDLER: You know, it’s…  something funny about sneakers. I’ll be right back.

JOEY:  I gotta get one, too.

ROSS:  What are you guys doing?

CHANDLER: We’re just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?

ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.

JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there’s a baby suckin’ on it.

ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It’s gonna happen a lot, so you’d better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you’re uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol’s fine with it, now come on.

CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

CAROL: Sure.

JOEY: Uh, does it hurt?

CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore.

JOEY: Chandler?

CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it?

CAROL: As much as he needs.

JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?

OPENING TITLES

 JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?

RACHEL: Yeah, I forget which ones.

JULIE: Oh, you’re busy, that’s ok, I’ll get it. Anybody else want one?

ALL: No thanks.

JULIE: Oh, you’re losin’ your apron here, let me get it. There you go.

RACHEL:  Thank you.  What a bitch.

JULIE: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdales who’s quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?

PHOEBE: I can’t, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.

MONICA: Ok, um, I’ll go with you.

JULIE: Great.

ROSS:  Hi, honey.

CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums.

ROSS: Hello to the rest.

ALL: Hi!

JOEY: Monica what’re you doin’? You can’t go shopping with her? What about Rachel?

MONICA: It’s gonna be a problem, isn’t it?

CHANDLER: Come on, you’re going to Bloomingdales with Julie? That’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.

MONICA: But I’m–

PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.

ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?

MONICA: Yeah, uh, it’s actually not that big a deal.

ROSS: It’s a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.

MONICA: You’re welcome.

PHOEBE: Woof, woof.

JOEY: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle.

ANNABELLE: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?

JOEY: Who?

ANNABELLE: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.

JOEY: What’s he doin’ in my section?

ANNABELLE: I guess he doesn’t know.

JOEY: Well, he’s gonna. I’ll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin’?

TODD: Mornin’.

JOEY: Listen, I know you’re new, but it’s kinda understood that everything from Young Men’s to the escalator is my territory.

TODD: Your territory, huh?

JOEY: Yeah. Bijan for men?

GUY: No thanks.

TODD: Hombre?

GUY: Yeah. All right.

TODD: You were saying?

 MONICA: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.

PHOEBE: What?

MONICA: We were shopping, and we had lunch.

PHOEBE: Oh, all right. What did I have?

MONICA: You had a salad.

PHOEBE: Oh, no wonder I don’t feel full.

RACHEL:  Hey, guys, what’s up.

PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.

RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What’d you buy?

PHOEBE: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.

RACHEL: You went shopping for fur?

PHOEBE: Yes, and then I realized I’m against that, and uh, so then we bought some,  uh, boobs.

RACHEL: You bought boobs?

PHOEBE:  Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.

JOEY: Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.

ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.

TODD: Ready, Annabelle?

ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time?

JOEY: Hey, it’s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men?

CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won’t sleep.

ROSS: Carol, we’ve been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It’s like we’re father and son.

SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don’t look so surprised. I’m a lovely person.

RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute.

SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him.

ROSS: My mommies love me. That’s clever.

MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju– Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that’d be great. See ya then. Bye.

RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew?

MONICA: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.

PHOEBE: Ben, dinner!

ROSS: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn’t microwave that, did you, because it’s breast milk, and you’re not supposed to do that.

PHOEBE: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.

CHANDLER: What did you just do?

PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what?

ROSS: It’s breast milk.

PHOEBE: So?

RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

JOEY: What is the big deal?

CHANDLER: What did you just do?

ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?

PHOEBE: You won’t even taste it?

ROSS: No!

PHOEBE: Not even if you just pretend that it’s milk?

ROSS: Not even if Carol’s breast had a picture of a missing child on it.

MONICA: Hey, where is everybody?

RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where’ve you been?

MONICA: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.

RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?

MONICA: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.

RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket

MONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.

RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who’d you have lunch with?

MONICA: Judy.

RACHEL: Who?

MONICA: Julie.

RACHEL: What?

MONICA: Jody.

RACHEL: You were with Julie?

MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother’s girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were…shopping.

RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god.

MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn’t mean anything to me.

RACHEL: Yeah, right.

MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I’m sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out.

RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.

MONICA: That is not true!

RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?

MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?

RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.

MONICA: Hi, who’s this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It’s Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it’s not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don’t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.

CAROL: How did we do?

PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben’s milk, and Ross freaked out.

ROSS: I did not freak out.

CAROL: Why’d you freak out?

ROSS: Because it’s breast milk. It’s gross.

CAROL: My breast milk is gross?

SUSAN: This should be fun.

ROSS: No, no, Carol. There’s nothing wrong with it. I just don’t think breast milk is for adults.

CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

CAROL: Ross, you’re being silly. I’ve tried it, it’s no big deal. Just taste it.

ROSS: That would be no.

PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn’t taste bad.

JOEY: Yeah, it’s kinda sweet, sorta like, uh–

SUSAN: Cantaloupe juice.

JOEY: Exactly.

ROSS: You’ve tasted it? You’ve tasted it.

SUSAN: Uh huh.

ROSS: Oh, you’ve tasted it.

SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won’t stop being true.

ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.

CHANDLER: Howdy.

JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.

CHANDLER: Well, maybe it’s because of the way you’re dressed.

JOEY: Or maybe it’s because this guy’s doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.

CHANDLER: What do you care? You’re an actor. This is your day job. This isn’t supposed to mean anything to you.

JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don’t know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.

CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody’s gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where’re you gonna run?

JOEY: Yeah I guess you’re right.

CHANDLER: You’re damn right I’m right. I say you show this guy what you’re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.

JOEY: I’m gonna do it.

CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she’ll fix you up with a nice hooker.

MONICA: I don’t know what else to say.

RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I’m not listening.

MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do.

RACHEL: Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

MONICA: Rachel, say that I’m friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?

RACHEL: Yes.

MONICA: It’s that terrible?

RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don’t get it. It’s bad enough that she’s stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she’s actually, but now she’s actually stealing you.

MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I’m friends with her doesn’t make me any less friends with you. I mean, you’re my…We’re, we’re…Oh, I love you.

RACHEL: I love you too.

PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn’t have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.

MONICA: Look, I know that you’re in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie’s guts, but she didn’t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you’d like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?

RACHEL: I’d do anything for you, you know that.

MONICA: I’d do anything for you.

PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!

JOEY: Mornin’. I said, mornin’.

TODD: I heard ya.

STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I’m openin’ the doors. You boys ready?

TODD: Ready.

JOEY: Yeah, I’m ready.

CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I’m suing!

STORE

GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?

TODD: I’m sorry. I am such a doofus. I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry.

ANNABELLE: My god, what happened?

JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all…stop lastin’. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?

ANNABELLE: Sure.

JULIE: So.

RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we’ve never really talked. I guess you’d know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?

JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn’t even tell you this, but I’m pretty much totally intimidated by you.

RACHEL: Really? Me?

JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it’s probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don’t.

RACHEL: Well, you’re not totally paranoid.

JULIE: Oy.

RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I’m not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica’s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she’s right.

JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?

RACHEL: Yeah, that’d be great. I’d love it.

JULIE: I’d love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I’ll talk to you later.

RACHEL: All right, Julie. What a manipulative bitch.

END

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