متن دیالوگ های قسمت دوم فصل نهم سریال فرندز یا دوستان به انگلیسی Freinds به همراه ترجمه فارسی به منظور تسهیل یادگیری لغات، اصطلاحات کاربردی و نکات گرامری موجود در این قسمت از این سریال محبوب در این مقاله از سایت تقدیم نگاه شما کاربران گرامی خواهد شد.
The One Where Emma Cries
Scene: Continues from The One Where No One Proposes – Ross is still next to Rachel.
Ross: You said you’d marry Joey?
Rachel: OK, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married. I’m not helping.
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Rachel: Well Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: Well, Chandler’s my oldest friend, but Joey’s my NO! Ah!
Rachel: Ooooo!
Joey: Hey I’m gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Ross: Rachel said she’d marry you!
Joey: This isn’t the right room, sorry folks.
Opening Credits
Scene: Monica, Phoebe, Joey & Chandler are at Ross & Rachel’s waiting for them to come home.
Monica: OK, I don’t wanna be negative so I’ll say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Phoebe: No they ran out of “It’s a girl” but I can fix this one, See?
Monica: So sexy. Honey.
Chandler: Yeayea.
Monica: Honey why don’t you go lie down.
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office Am I producing them?
Joey: Why’re you so tired?
Chandler: Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep, you know, I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get 5 hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Rachel: Hi!
Everyone: Hi, welcome home!
Monica: Phoebe did the signs.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Phoebe: Look at all the stuff people sent!
Rachel: Oh AH! Oh my gosh there’s something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think? Oh you guys I love it.
Joey: Hey so where’s Ross?
Rachel: He’s downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he can’t stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
Joey: That’s not fair! I can’t do that.
Rachel: Yeah, I’m not too sure you should be here when he comes up.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didn’t think I should be here either but somebody said he’d be over it by now.
Chandler: Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
Scene: Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting.
Ms. McKenna: The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago & London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I’ll go straight to my forty two point plan. Chandler: Walter .
Scene: Phoebe Monica Rachel & Ross at the apartment.
Phoebe: She’s just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.
Monica: Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a peter pocket.
Ross: OK I put most of the stuff away.
Rachel: Oh great, the pacifiers?
Ross: In the closet.
Rachel: The burping clogs?
Ross: Linen closet.
Rachel: The diapers?
Ross: In the hospital.
Phoebe: Wow you guys got a hospital fetish!
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! There’s some in the bag but I’ll run out and get some more.
Rachel: Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
Ross: Sure what kind?
Rachel: Umm let me think…What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t…
Ross: Please take your time, it’s an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin
Rachel: Blueberry.
Ross: Blueberry it is.
Rachel: Thanks.
Monica: Wow, he’s really not letting this go, is he?
Rachel: God how long do you think that’s gonna last?
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the “we were on a break” thing really quickly.
Rachel: You know what? I can’t even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I can’t believe how much I love her, I can’t get enough of her, like right now I miss her I actually miss her.
Phoebe: You know that’s?that’s her.
Rachel: Oh god look at her sleeping, oh I love her so much, oh I think I’m gonna wake her up.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know you’re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Rachel: Well I can do whatever I want, I made her, come on little girl, hi!
Phoebe: I don’t wanna say I told you so but she’s kinda doing that for me.
Rachel: Oh I’m sorry mummy’s so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep shh shhh! Go back to sleep
Monica: Breaks your heart doesn’t it
Phoebe: It really does?how long do you think we have to stay?
Scene: Chandlers meeting continues
Ms. McKenna: Ok if everyone’s on board, it’s settled, Chandler, Chandler?
Chandler: Yep.
Ms. McKenna: Are you on board?
Chandler: Yes.
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. You’re gonna love Oklahoma.
Scene: Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to quiet her down.
Phoebe: Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!
Monica: Alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
Rachel: OK
Monica: It worked!
Rachel: Oh oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won’t stop crying.
Monica: Umm, “she”, Rach, not “it” — “she. “
Rachel: Yeah, I’m not so sure.
Monica: Oh my god, I am losing my mind.
Phoebe: Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross.
Scene: Ross in central perk getting Rachel her muffin.
Ross: Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go?
Gunther: Dippers huh?
Ross: Yep.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Gunther: Nope, I still can’t believe she slept with you in the first place
Ross: Huh? Ooh you mean like a?Huh?
Joey: Hey. Ross, I know you’re pissed at me, but we have to talk about this, ah actually we don’t, fine, fine OK but I gotta say technically, I didn’t even do anything wrong.
Ross: What! You didn’t do anything wrong?!
Joey: I said I didn’t technically.
Ross: OK let’s put aside that you “accidentally” picked up my grandmothers ring and you “accidentally” proposed to Rachel.
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this ” “, I don’t really know what that means. You were saying?
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldn’t tell Rachel, but why couldn’t you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didn’t.
Joey: I know I should’ve. “im sorry”
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Ross: I’m gonna go.
Joey: No, come on Ross! Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Ross: Give me the bag
Joey: No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry.
Ross: Joey!
Joey: You should scream at me or hit me.
Ross: I’m not gonna hit you.
Joey: Why not, you’ll feel better, I’ll feel better, and I know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Ross: No I don’t.
Joey: A little bit.
Ross: No.
Joey: Little bit.
Ross: No!
Joey: A little bit more.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: No, hit me
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: Hit me.
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Joey: Hit me!
Ross: Joe I’m not kidding?/p>
Joey: Hit me, hit me.
Ross: No!
Joey: Hit me! Hit me!
Ross: You ducked!!
Joey: I’m sorry! It was a reflex!
Ross: Oh my god, this really hurts!!!
Joey: I couldn’t help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look!
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Joey: You were supposed to duck!!! Why didn’t you duck?
Ross: Why don’t we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Joey: Good, good yeah, maybe while we’re there, they can check your reflexes. “Oops”
Scene: Emma is still crying.
Monica: Try feeding her again.
Rachel: I already fed her.
Monica: I know, that’s why I said again!
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, that’s just what she wants.
Chandler: Hey
Monica: Hey
Chandler: Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Rachel: Oh no, you guys, just stay here, I’m gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?
Phoebe: Oh I’m kinda part of this.
Chandler: Actually Pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing
Phoebe: I knew I should have married Chandler.
Monica: OK what’s up
Chandler: OK, umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you
could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the sand and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?
Monica: Oh yeah .
Chandler: OK, you know that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Monica: What? Who says that?
Chandler: People who’ve never ever been to Paris.
Monica: What’s going on?
Chandler: We’removingtoTulsa!
Monica: Excuse me?
Chandler: OK, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
Monica: Tulsa Oklahoma!
Chandler: The sooner state, whatever that is.
Monica: Chandler, I don’t even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!
Chandler: Really, oh what a beautiful morning staring with a fringe on top.
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that we’re moving to Oklahoma, or that you’re gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. I’ll get out of it.
Monica: Thank you.
Chandler: What is wrong with Emma?
Monica: Oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to Tulsa.
Scene: Chandler goes to see
Ms. McKenna Chandler: Umm m’am, do you have a minute? I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa.
Ms. McKenna: What?
Chandler: It’s a funny story, actually. I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.
Ms. McKenna: You fell asleep?
Chandler: But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain’t that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright . See, here’s the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go. See, me, I love Tulsa, Tulsa is heaven, Tulsa is Italy. Please don’t make me go there!
Ms. McKenna: Chandler, I?/p>
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? …why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping … that’s a picture of your daughter, isn’t it, well she’s lovely, I like a girl with a strong jaw. I’ll call you from Tulsa.
Scene: Ross is at the hospital with Joey.
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Ross: I broke my thumb.
Joey: Your thumb, that’s weird, you sure you’re punching right? Make a fist. Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
Ross: You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms
Joey: You, you want me to help you with that?
Ross: Why, does it look like I’m having trouble with my misshapen claw?
Joey: Name? I know Ross but what’s it short for? You know like, like Rossle or Rosstepher.
Ross: Just Ross
Joey: It’s pretty, OK date of birth?
Ross: You know my birthday.
Joey: Sure, Maytember.
Ross: October 18th.
Joey: Occupation? Dinosaurs.
Ross: Actually I’m a palian?Dinosaurs is fine?the drawing is not.
Joey: Alright, who do you want as your emergency contact?
Ross: Ah, Rachel I guess.
Joey: OK, relationship, boy this could take a while.
Ross: Just ah?just put roommate.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, you’re gonna get together right?
Ross: I don’t think that we are.
Joey: But you two were supposed to be together.
Ross: Well, I thought so too, then she said she’d marry you.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Ross: Yeah that’s what she said
Joey: So?
Ross: So I don’t wanna be just anybody.
Joey: Wow.
Ross: You know what, it’s, it’s better this way anyway, I mean I don’t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It’s just much easier if we’re just friends who have a kid.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: And you’re OK with that?
Ross: Yes. I mean, it’s what we always planned, and if you have a plan, you should stick to it, that’s why they call them plans, hello, I’m fine.
Joey: Hey, for what it’s worth, with Rachel I don’t think you’ll ever be just “anybody”.
Ross: Hey there you go!
Joey: “thanks”
Scene: Emma continues to cry.
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Monica: About a week and a half.
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. No! Misery really does love company. Allright!
Monica: Rach, try holding her a different way.
Rachel: You guys, I’m doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
Phoebe: Alright, I’ll try, fine! Yes, OK!
Rachel: Here you go.
Phoebe: Shh!Nothingworkswiththischild!
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I can’t even comfort my own baby! I’m the worst mother ever!
Monica: You’re just new at this, it’ll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldn’t have been easy but you figured that out.
Rachel: Yeah I don’t think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Monica: Ok I’ll take her, here.
Rachel: Ihavetogotothebathroom.
Phoebe: I havetogoscreamintoapillow.
Monica: Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby,Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby.
Phoebe: Have I gone deaf?
Monica: It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!
Phoebe: You must be a fireball in bed.
Monica: I can’t believe it, she’s asleep, I got her to go to sleep, I have actual magical powers!
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds, I can hear the voice in my head again! I’m kidding
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Monica: Yes I did, I’m Monica super aunt
Rachel: You are the official baby crier stopper!
Monica: Yes I am!!
Rachel: You’re never leaving the apartment!
Monica: Say what?
Rachel: That’s your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Monica: Oh no no no no!
Phoebe: Thankfully you don’t need me at all so OK Super aunt see you later! Rachel let’s give it six to eight months .
Rachel: OK so listen I’m gonna go lay down.
Monica: What?
Rachel: You know the book says that whenever she’s sleeping I should be sleeping so?
Chandler: hey
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Chandler: Oh so there can’t be any yelling.
Monica: No!
Chandler: We’re moving to Tulsa
Monica: WHAT!
Chandler: Shhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! I can’t, I can’t hear you.
Scene: Ross finally comes home. Ross: Hey.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? What happened to you?
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Rachel: Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. You have got to get over this Joey thing, OK? I never really wanted to marry Joey, OK?
Ross: OK.
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Ross: What, Rach?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Ross: Right
Rachel: I mean I got news for you mister, Emma’s not easy.
Ross: Well, that’s what I’m here for. Want me to get that?
Rachel: No its really OK?Monica!
Monica: Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Scene: Joey, Ross and Chandler comes into Central Perk
Joey: You know, ah, I’ve been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, it’s not my fault. It’s a natural instinct.
Chandler: Hey, what you guys talking about?
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I didthis?
End
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به پایان مقاله متن دیالوگ های قسمت دوم فصل نهم سریال فرندز یا دوستان به انگلیسی Freinds به همراه ترجمه فارسی از سری آموزش های تسهیل یادگیری لغات، اصطلاحات کاربردی و نکات گرامری موجود در فیلم ها و سریال های انگلیسی زبان بخش آموزش زبان انگلیسی از صفر تا صد سایت رسیدیم. از شما فرهیخته گرامی درخواست داریم چنانچه استاد، معلم، مدرس، دانش آموخته، دانشجو و یا یکی از دانش پژوهان آزاد زبان انگلیسی هستید و در طی آموزش و یادگیری این دانش با نکات کاربردی مواجه گشته اید که با این قسمت از سریال محبوب فرندز مرتبط است و در طی این مقاله به آن اشاره ای نشده است، خواهشمندیم نکته نظرات خودتان را از طریق بخش نظرات در پایین همین صفحه با سایر کاربران این صفحه از سایت به اشتراک بگذارید.
