متن دیالوگ های قسمت بیست و سوم فصل نهم سریال فرندز یا دوستان به انگلیسی Freinds به همراه ترجمه فارسی به منظور تسهیل یادگیری لغات، اصطلاحات کاربردی و نکات گرامری موجود در این قسمت از این سریال محبوب در این مقاله از سایت تقدیم نگاه شما کاربران گرامی خواهد شد.
The One In Barbados – Part 1
Joey: Hey! I’m all packed and ready to go!
Ross: Oh, that’s right! Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We’re going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Joey: Mmh-mmh.
Ross: Can you say Barbados?
Joey: Barbados!
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I’ve a surprise, uh… I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That’s right! This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would… get us out of them?
Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean… we’re excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we’re gonna wanna do, you know, “island’s stuff”.
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
Ross: Oh, right, because he’s a scientist!
Phoebe: No, no, because, you know, he’s been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he’ll die.
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we’ll see you guys tomorrow.
Joey: All right, let’s do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Ross: It’s a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Opening credits
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
Ross: Look at all these paleontologists!!
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow!
Woman: Oh my God, I can’t believe you’re here!
Joey: I think I’ve been recognized, this happens all the time!
Woman: Doctor Geller, I’m such a huge fan!
Joey: That… never happens…
Woman: I’ve been following your career for years, I-I can’t wait for your keynote speech.
Ross: Wow! This is very flattering, uh…
Woman: Iwouldloveyourautograph.
Ross: Uh,uh…Sure!Um…”Dear…”
Woman: Sarah.
Ross: “… Sarah. I dig you”, Uh? “Doctor Ross Geller”.
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah… I’d like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Sarah: Are you a paleontologist?
Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, I’m an actor. You’d probably recognize me from a little show called “The Days of Our Lives”.
Ross: Dude, it’s just “Days of Our Lives”… there’s no the.
Joey: Ok, Ross! It’s… It’s fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
Sarah: I’m sorry, I don’t own a TV.
Joey: You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at??
Monica: David, can you help me?! I’m trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
David: Oh, certainly. That’s a combination of Bernoulli’s principle and Newton’s third law of motion.
Monica: See?
Chandler: Yeah, that’s the same as “it has something to do with wind”.
Monica: Alright, I’m gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
Phoebe: Oh,Ishouldgo,too.Oh,now…tomorrowdoyouguyswannashareacabtotheairport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Phoebe: Mike?? Who’s Mike?
David: Mike is your ex… uh… boyfriend!
Phoebe: That’s right! Oh, yeah… Well, I’ve totally forgotten about im! AH! That’s-That’s… a blast from the past!
David: It’s ok. Ho-honest mistake.
Phoebe: Really, it doesn’t mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!
Chandler: She does?
Monica: Let’s get you out of here!!
Monica: At least you took me down with you!
Phoebe: I’m sooo sorry!! I just… I keep thinking about Mike! I’m crazy about David, and we’re
having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That’s-that’s gonna go away, right?
Monica: I guess, in time.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
Phoebe: You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for
Chandler are certainly gone!
David: Well, Phoebe’s still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Chandler: I wouldn’t read too much into it.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend’s name, that-that’s not a good thing, right?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there ’cause I think I see where this is going. I’m not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or… Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Sorry, I just… I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe…
Chandler: Seriously, we’re gonna do this?
David: I’m sorry, uh… I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know… Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. Oh, I’m sorry, that’s the kind of thing I do. They broke up because Mike didn’t want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you’d be open to marriage?
David: That’s great! That’s great! I-I’ll propose to her!
Chandler: What?
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Chandler: I didn’t mean now…
David: Why not? It’s brilliant! Goodbye Mike, we’ll see you at the wedding, fella! well, we probably won’t invite you to the wedding… Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Chandler: Well, you’re welcome! Glad I could help.
David: How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: David, I’m pretending to read here!!
Joey: Yeah! How you doin’? Yeah alright!
Joey: Hey, hey! You said you’re gonna wear a thong, where’s the thong?
Charlie: I didn’t mean a thong… I meant thongs…
Joey: You really should have been more clear about that!
Ross: Hey!
Joey: Hey!
Ross: You’re never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Joey: Oh! ah! eh… Britney Spears!?
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Ross: Yeah… what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Joey: Youcouldsay:”HeyKenny,howcomeyou’renotBritneySpears?”
Ross: Ready to go?
Charlie: Yeah!
Joey: Wha…? You’re gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Charlie: Oh I can’t… I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Ross: Yeah.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Joey: Will you wear a thong?
Charlie: I will if you will.
Joey: Oh… you got yourself a very weird deal!
Ross: I’m good, I have dinner plans .
Charlie: So you’ll be ok?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. I’ve got tons of stuff I could do. I’m gonna hit the beach, go swimming…
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Joey: No, why?
Joey: Oh man!
Charlie: There’sanindoorpool,youcanswimthere!
Joey: I wasn’t gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole!
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don’t know what’s gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: I do! Want a hint? huh? “I do” “I do”.
Monica: Ok, I’m sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Monica: What? Why?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn’t you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica: They’ve only been going out for a few weeks and
Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She’ll say “No”, David’s heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Chandler: Man, that’s some bad advice!
Joey: Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
Rachel: Hey! Hey what’s going on?
Joey: Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!
Rachel: Alright, I don’t wanna alarm anybody, butMonica’shairistwiceasbigasitwaswhenwelanded!
Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!
Chandler: That’s why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Joey: Come on, I’ll show you guys where to check in
Monica: Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Phoebe: Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Monica: And make sure our room isn’t next to theirs .
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it’s such a romantic place. That’s all, I just wish I could share that with a guy.
Phoebe: Not Joey.
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, right!
David: So, um… I’m proposing to Phoebe tonight.
Chandler: Tonight?! Isn’t an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? Oh, there it is!
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn’t pay quite as well as you might think. That’s um… one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is um… is quite poor.
Chandler: Nice!
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec?
Monica: Ok!
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe
tonight!
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Chandler: That would be advice!!
Monica: Ok fine. I’ll handle this. Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah?
Monica: I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Areyouleaving”TheSupremes”?
Monica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That’s fantastic!
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha… What about Mike?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let’s just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: “Mike, do you take Phoebe…” You know, it’s every girl’s dream!
Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike… David! David. I love David. Don’t look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!
Ross: By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.
Charlie: It’s great. You’re gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won’t be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. .
Joey: Hey guys!
Ross: The chocolates aren’t here yet.
Joey: Damnit!
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It’s fantastic!
Chandler: Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I’d love to give it a read…?
Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask!
Chandler: What? May I?
Rachel: What’s with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Rachel: It’s not the time Charlie.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? Oh! Secret teapot?
Chandler: Your computer, I don’t know wha… everything’s gone!
Ross: Wha…whatdoyoumean?
Chandler: It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Chandler: Someone I don’t know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
Ross: Why, why would you open it?
Chandler: Well, it didn’t say “This is a virus”!!
Ross: What did it say?
Chandler: Nude… … pictures of Anna Kournikova. I’m so sorry.
Ross: What… what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Chandler: It’s not gone! I mean, I’m sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Ross: NO! I don’t!!
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now…!
Joey: It’s really gone?
Ross: Yep! I’d like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
Chandler: I just feel awful.
Ross: Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she’s never even won a major tournament!
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but… you know, you and Monica have the same “I’m gonna kill you” look…? I can usually make it go away by kissing her…
Ross: Getout!
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Rachel: Well, I usually go… play Tetris on somebody else’s computer.
Ross: I can’t believe this. I can’t believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Joey: I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.
Ross: I don’t think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We’ve got all night!
Ross: Wha… what you really think we can do that?
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner .
Joey: Hey don’t worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Rachel: Ugh.
Ross: Alright, ok, let’s do it. Um, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating… um, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! And then, there’s the… eh… there’s the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a “Galaxy far, far away”? .
Mike: Hello?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole “I never want to get married” thing and step up!
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: This is Monica! I’m Phoebe’s friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he’s going to propose to her, and she is going to say “yes” but I know she really wants to be with you!
Mike: He… he’s gonna propose?
Monica: I… I’m sorry, did you say something? I can’t hear through all this damned hair!
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I’m not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Monica: You don’t tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She’s at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I’ve got you, you’ve got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? Damnit!
Monica: Well, I hope you’re happy!
Chandler: Oooh! I hope you’re happy too, honey!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say “Yes” to David. See, that’s what happens when you meddle in people’s lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say “yes”? That’s, that’s great!
Monica: No it’s not, b’cause she’s still in love with Mike!
Chandler: And there’s not chance that will work?
Monica: No, I called him. It’s not gonna happen.
Chandler: Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!
Monica: Well, if you hadn’t meddled to start with, I wouldn’t have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up – in the first place!
Chandler: This vacation sucks!!
Joey: I’m so bored! Stupid rain, we… we can’t do anything.
Rachel: Well, I’ve brought some books. We could read.
Joey: Hey, it hasn’t come to that yet.
Joey: Hey hey hey! Don’t mind if I do!
Waiter: I’msorrysir,theseareforthepharmaceuticalconvention
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Rachel: We can’t. We’re not pharmacists!
Joey: I know we’re not, but Frank Medeio and… Eva Trorro… womba…
Rachel: Kate Miller?
Joey: KateMilleritis.
Rachel: And… that’s the most sex I’m gonna have this weekend.
Joey: In that case should I make sure it’s on real good?
Rachel: Thank you.
Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Ross: Yeah, that’s it?
Charlie: Yeah.
Ross: OhmyGod,wedidit!
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. That’s a pretty necklace.
Charlie: Thank you.
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne?
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don’t charge you.
Ross: Oh my God, I love you.
Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son… or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Ross: That’s Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Ross: Yeah.
Charlie: You’re married more than once?
Ross: No.
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Ross: Oh, it was… it’s complicated, you know? She… she was… eh… gay.
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Ross: Ok, odd thing to get excited about!
Charlie: No, it’s just… I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Ross: Hey!High-five!
Charlie: Didn’t you feel so stupid that you didn’t see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn’t get any fitter.
Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and they’re like: “Oh, I knew all along”
Ross: I know! It’s like, if you knew, why didn’t you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: “Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife’s gay”
Charlie: I know!
Ross: And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?
Charlie: I didn’t do that.
Ross: Me neither.
Joey: Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you’re the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Rachel: Well, let’s see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts…
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Rachel: No.
Joey: There it is, you’re blushing!
Rachel: No, I’m not blushing, I’m sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it?
Rachel: No.
Joey: Tell me who it is.
Rachel: Joey!
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You’re not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn’t matter, you know, it’s not like anything’s gonna happen.
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Rachel: Oh! Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Joey: Yeah, who is that?
Rachel: Do ya?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross and Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you’re here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Joey: Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. Thank you so much.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Joey: Alright, hey look, and this isn’t over, because I really wanna know who…
Rachel: Later! La…
Charlie: So, shall we?
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.
Charlie: Bye.
Ross: Good night.
Joey: Night.
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
END
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به پایان مقاله متن دیالوگ های قسمت بیست و سوم فصل نهم سریال فرندز یا دوستان به انگلیسی Freinds به همراه ترجمه فارسی از سری آموزش های تسهیل یادگیری لغات، اصطلاحات کاربردی و نکات گرامری موجود در فیلم ها و سریال های انگلیسی زبان بخش آموزش زبان انگلیسی از صفر تا صد سایت رسیدیم. از شما فرهیخته گرامی درخواست داریم چنانچه استاد، معلم، مدرس، دانش آموخته، دانشجو و یا یکی از دانش پژوهان آزاد زبان انگلیسی هستید و در طی آموزش و یادگیری این دانش با نکات کاربردی مواجه گشته اید که با این قسمت از سریال محبوب فرندز مرتبط است و در طی این مقاله به آن اشاره ای نشده است، خواهشمندیم نکته نظرات خودتان را از طریق بخش نظرات در پایین همین صفحه با سایر کاربران این صفحه از سایت به اشتراک بگذارید.
